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Official Certificate of Achievement
Official Clown of the Month Certificate
Serial: SC-8B61C1
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Official Clown of the Month Certificate
Formally recognize someone's foolishness. Comes with an official-looking seal.
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Annual Aging Report
We Noticed You're Getting Old
Prepared annually. With regret.
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We Noticed You're Getting Old
Age is just a number. A large, embarrassing number.
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Official Participation Award
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Participation Trophy: Last Place
Est. Every Single Time
Roast
Participation Trophy: Last Place
For the person who tried their best. It just wasn't enough.
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Anonymous prank postcards, physically mailed.
No return address. Pure chaos.

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