Mail Someone Something Terrible.
Prank postcards mailed directly — no return address, no mercy. Pick a card, enter their address, we do the rest.
🔒 Anonymous by default • Shipped USPS • No refunds (obviously)
The Catalog.
8 devastatingly good options. All $7.99. All physical.
Here's the deal.
Four steps to maximum chaos.
Browse our catalog of beautifully terrible postcard designs. There's something for every enemy.
We need a name and mailing address. They don't need to know who sent it.
Secure checkout via Stripe. One flat price covers printing and postage.
We print and mail the card via USPS. No return address. Pure, untraceable chaos.
Don't take our word for it.
My ex-boss opened it at his desk in front of the whole team. Ten out of ten, would chaos again.
The noise complaint card looked so real he actually called the city to dispute it. Outstanding.
Sent the Clown of the Month certificate to my brother. He framed it. He's still mad. Perfect.